24, bees

beardedmrbean:

I imagine this was taken so they’d have evidence that yes it is the cat doing it

jadedgenasi:

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I’ve seen this before, but it’s been years and it just came across my Twitter in its dying days. The words are from a favorite author of mine, Maggie Stiefvater, and they are the words I most need to hear when it comes to dealing with chronic pain and illness. I didn’t need this the first time I saw it, six years ago. I need it now. Maybe you do, too.

thenewborndeity:

heycrabman:

mariamlovesyou:

OK I’m in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

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ivyontheweb:

football-in-tuxedos:

radiofreederry:

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Someday I’m gonna need to actually write about this conservative tactic of demanding we basically turn off the part of our brain that interprets words and finds meaning when we talk to them. If they don’t specifically say some exact words, well you can’t respond to those words. You can’t assume JK Rowling is saying she’s a victim of a witch hunt by trans people because she never said those exact words in that exact order.

It’s a fascinating form of intellectual cowardice, where they want to essentially say something without ever being held responsible for saying that thing.

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greelin:

greelin:

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can we talk about how hated this guy has to be like. conceptually. outside of the whole tarot suit thing. like just looking at him as a guy. because after three swords going in there it’s just. Goddamn

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they even got him in the taint.

kralkatorrik:

metalgearsolidyaoi:

tengwar:

Smoking the shit that made illidan sacrifice everything

smoking the shit that made illidan prepared

smoking the shit that made illidan his scars

chikkou:

radiofreederry:

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Babe wake up, new Yeonmi Park whopper just dropped

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mias-back-from-the-dead:

astronicht:

theweirdwideweb:

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Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

oh my god it’s real and it was LITERALLY called “the broom method” holy shit

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should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

justprettygay:

should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

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This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.